what haircuts tell you about sexuality:
- straight girls all have long hair
- lesbians always have short hair
- bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
- asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
- pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th
I would watch about a hundred seasons of a romcom where two lady serial killers wind up sharing an apartment and trying to hide their crimes from each other
YES GOOD PLS
It amazes me how many people swim in lakes and shit like it’s no big deal. It’s like, don’t you ever think of what scary monster is in the damn water, like it’s gonna eat your legs off? Am I the only fucking person who thinks and does this shit?
Friend: Hey dude you want to go swimming at the lake today?
Me: Yeah fuckin right, I’ve seen the fucking movies.
How sexism works.